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Joke of the day A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. It had a bad attitude, a foul vocabulary, and it's every word was rude, obnoxious and profane. John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude using polite words, and playing soft music to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary. Finally, John was fed up. He yelled at the parrot, it yelled back. Then he shook the parrot which got angrier and ruder. In desperation, John gave up, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked, kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep for over a minute. Fearing he'd hurt the parrot, John opened the door to the freezer. Calmly the parrot stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior." John was stunned in the bird's change. He was about to ask the parrot what had caused such a dramatic change when the bird continued..... "May I ask what the turkey did?!!!!" |
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nice... there was an accountant driving to meet his farmer client, when his car broke down in the countryside. He didn't know anything about engines, so he lifted the bonnet to show that he needed help and called the farmer on his mobile to come and pick him up. While he was waiting for the farmer a horse wandered over from the paddock, put his head over the fence and said, "it's the carrrburrretor" The accountant was a little stunned and meanwhile, the farmer's wife picked him up. She also gave him the number for the local mechanic, so he called the mechanic from his mobile as they were driving. The mechanic asked him what he thought the problem with his car was, to which he replied that he didn't know anything about cars, but, a strange thing happened when the horse told him that it was the carburetor. The mechanic laughed, "you mean the old gray mare with the black stripe on her face?" "Yes", said the accountant, a little relieved that he wasn't going crazy. "She doesn't know the first thing about naturally aspirated engines!"
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