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Joke of the day An Elderly lady on a cruise ship orders a Scotch with just two drops of water in it, at one of the ship's bars. She tells him "I'm on this cruise celebrating my 80th birthday, today." The bartender says "Well, since it's your birthday, this one is on me." As the woman finishes her drink, another woman at the bar says, "I would like to buy you a drink, too." The old woman says, "Thanks I'll have a Scotch with just two two drops of water." As she finishes that drink, the man to her left says, "I'd like to buy you one, too." The old woman says, "Thank you. Bartender, same again, scotch with just two drops of water ". As he gives her the drink, he asks her, " Why Scotch with just two drops of water ? " Well the old woman replies, "When you're my age, you've learned to hold your liquor, but holding your water, that's a whole different matter!!!! |
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爱的真谛 爱是恒久忍耐，又有恩慈； 爱是不嫉妒；爱是不自夸，不张狂，不作害羞的事，不求自己的益处，不轻易发怒，不计算人的恶，不喜欢不义，只喜欢真理；凡事包容，凡事相信，凡事盼望，凡事忍耐。爱是永不止息。（圣经林前13：4-8） Love is patient, love is kind {and} is not jealous; love does not brag {and} is not arrogant, does not act unbecomingly; it does not seek its own, is not provoked, does not take into account a wrong {suffered, } does not rejoice in unrighteousness, but rejoices with the truth; bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things. Love never fails; （Bible 1Co13:4- 圣经金句与您共勉！ 愿上帝祝保佑你！新年蒙恩！ 耶稣爱你，愿主祝福你！
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