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vicky5399 57F
107 posts
5/20/2010 11:05 pm

Last Read:
5/24/2010 10:48 am

jokes

a uesful way
father:jack, why do you drink so much water?
jack:i have just had an apple,pa.
father:what's that got to do with it?
jack:i forgot to wash the apple.

父亲:杰克,你为啥喝这么多水呀?
杰克:我刚吃了个苹果,爸。
父亲:可是这跟喝水有什么关系呢?
杰克:我忘了洗苹果呀。

a clever girl
after supper,father took his little laura to go out for a walk. before they left,laura said to her father,"daddy,please take some chocolates with you in case i cry on the way."
聪明的小女孩
晚饭后,父亲带着小女儿劳拉出去散步。临走时,劳拉对父亲说:爸爸,请你带上些巧克力吧,以防我在路上哭闹。“