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Blogs > 1ClassyLady > U r responsible for ur life


1ClassyLady 68F
3120 posts
11/6/2015 7:07 pm
Weekend joke - Seniors' Shade of Gray

After nearly 40 years of marriage, Charlie and his wife were lying in bed . . . Suddenly the wife felt Charlie begin to massage her in ways he hadn't done in quite some time . .

It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back . . . He then caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down, stopping just over her stomach . . . .He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, working down her side, passing gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf . . . .Then, he proceeded up her thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg . . . .He continued in the same manner on her right side ....then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became silent . . . .As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice....“Honey, that was wonderful ....Why did you stop . . .?
To which he responded.... “I found the remote...



p.s. As a reminder, I am NOT the original writer of all the "Weekend jokes", so I am NOT responsible for them.



Honesty is the best policy.