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Blogs > 1ClassyLady > U r responsible for ur life


1ClassyLady 68F
3126 posts
5/13/2016 7:08 pm
Weekend joke - Stupid people can become politicians

Two engineers were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking at its top. A woman walked by and asked what they were doing.
"We're supposed to find the height of this flagpole," said Sven, "but we don't have a ladder."

The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a couple of bolts, and laid the pole down on the ground. Then she took a tape measure from her pocketbook, took a measurement, announced, "Twenty one feet, six inches," and walked away.

One engineer shook his head and laughed, "A lot of good that does us. We ask for the height and she gives us the length!"
(hint: height is the same as length)

Both engineers have since quit their engineering jobs and are currently serving as elected members of Congress.

p.s. As a reminder, I am NOT the original writer of all the "Weekend jokes", so I am NOT responsible for them. Those "weekend jokes" are from my Las Vegas real estate agent.





Honesty is the best policy.


1ClassyLady 68F
3289 posts
5/14/2016 5:16 pm

 I concur.


Honesty is the best policy.


hotelmikel 70M
533 posts
5/14/2016 8:52 am