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82552 58M
288 posts
7/10/2008 9:08 am

Last Read:
8/13/2008 10:03 am

婚姻股释解

谈朋友叫选股,
订婚叫建仓,
结婚叫成交,
生子叫配股。
超生叫增发,
感情不和叫套牢,
白头偕老叫长线,
自由恋爱叫开放式基金。
涉外婚姻是AB股并轨,
婚姻登记是新股申购,
举办婚礼是新股上市,
旅行结婚是境外上市。
未婚先孕叫跳空高开,
父母给钱叫资产注入,
离婚叫解套,
吵架叫震荡。
分手叫割肉,
失恋叫跌停,
第三者叫黑马,
蜜月叫长阳线。
分居叫停牌,
再婚叫重组,
复婚叫反弹。
分娩叫除权,
喂养叫填权,与老人住在一起叫整体上市,
与老人分开住叫股权分置。
请红娘做媒叫委托理财,
一家人和和睦睦叫基本面很好,
山盟海誓叫股市泡沫。


pgift 62M
134 posts
7/10/2008 9:05 pm

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