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Ten Peeves that DOGS have about HUMANS '1' Blaming your farts on me..... not funny... not funny at all !!! -------------------------------------------------- '2' Yelling at me for barking I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, YOU IDIOT! -------------------------------------------------- '3' Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway? -------------------------------------------------- '4' Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose. Stop it! -------------------------------------------------- '5' Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home. -------------------------------------------------- '6' The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain. -------------------------------------------------- '7' Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back! -------------------------------------------------- '8' Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet. -------------------------------------------------- '9' sweaters Hello ??? Haven't you noticed the fur? -------------------------------------------------- '10' How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous. -------------------------------------------------- Now lay off me on some of these things. We both know who's boss here! You don't see me picking up your poop do you? EVERY HAS HIS DAY. A ALWAYS OFFERS UNCONDITIONAL LOVE. CATS HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT! 
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seems you like dog more.LOL me too, but many ppl in our company feed cat, i always why they like cat more not dog?........
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12/4/2007 12:27 am |
cats are very low maintenance  .....you just need to feed them and clean the litter box . Dogs....boy....
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yeeeeehhaaaaa, dogs have rights too!!
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