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Posted:Jul 15, 2010 1:20 pm
Last Updated:Nov 20, 2010 5:02 am 10383 Views
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来亚网，做啥？？？
无聊时来聊天，天南海北，随便聊。
有空时来凑热闹，潇洒走一回。
有些在这里倾诉，有些在这里聆听。
有些教你点生活小常识，有些教你点人情世故。
这里，有男，有女，有老，有少，有开朗的，有保守的，有教授，有学生。
呵呵，这里是一片森林，俺是一小草。
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如何快速的登入到亚网
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Posted:Jun 14, 2010 4:01 am
Last Updated:Aug 1, 2010 11:41 pm 10088 Views
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뵽ʱʵںѣ˭ɶð취
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joke of the day
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Posted:Jun 3, 2010 10:02 pm
Last Updated:Jul 19, 2010 9:02 am 9046 Views
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mary's answer
teacher:mary, can you name four animals of the cat family?
mary:mother cat,father cat,and two kittens.
玛丽的答案
老师：玛丽，你能说出猫科动物家族中的四种吗？
玛丽：猫妈妈，猫爸爸，还有二小猫。
three reasons
teacher:bob,give me three reasons why you know the earth to be round.
bob:mum says so, dad says so,and you say so!
三个理由
老师：鲍勃，说出三个理由来证实地球是圆的。
鲍勃：妈妈是这样说的，爸爸是这样说的，你也是这样说的！
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到南北湖洗肺去！
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Posted:Jun 3, 2010 9:50 pm
Last Updated:Jun 10, 2010 8:49 pm 9151 Views
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从上海开车去浙江嘉兴的南北湖大约1个多小时，开上新建的杭浦高速，让人心旷神怡，路上车少，路况好，杭浦高速靠紧海边，空气里含有海风的味道。呵呵
进入南北湖，找一个当地人家开的小吃店，点一个土鸡，一份湖虾，一份小竹笙，一条鲻鱼，坐在靠湖的树下慢慢的享用午餐。呵呵
吃完，开车在南北湖里兜一圈，路边的小摊位上有卖杨梅，琵琶，油桃，看上去很新鲜。
最后开上小山上，俯瞰整个南北湖全景，真美！
到南北湖洗肺去吧!
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去世博，准备好排队。
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Posted:Jun 1, 2010 8:12 pm
Last Updated:Jun 5, 2010 7:07 am 9239 Views
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昙花
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Posted:May 20, 2010 11:28 pm
Last Updated:May 24, 2010 10:47 am 9339 Views
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jokes
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Posted:May 20, 2010 11:05 pm
Last Updated:May 24, 2010 10:48 am 8972 Views
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a uesful way
father:jack, why do you drink so much water?
jack:i have just had an apple,pa.
father:what's that got to do with it?
jack:i forgot to wash the apple.
父亲：杰克，你为啥喝这么多水呀？
杰克：我刚吃了个苹果，爸。
父亲：可是这跟喝水有什么关系呢？
杰克：我忘了洗苹果呀。
a clever girl
after supper,father took his little laura to go out for a walk. before they left,laura said to her father,"daddy,please take some chocolates with you in case i cry on the way."
聪明的小女孩
晚饭后，父亲带着小女儿劳拉出去散步。临走时，劳拉对父亲说：爸爸，请你带上些巧克力吧，以防我在路上哭闹。“
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jokes
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Posted:May 17, 2010 7:13 am
Last Updated:Jun 3, 2010 6:14 am 9011 Views
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how to do it
a schoolgirl was sitting with her feet stretched far out into the aisle,and was busily chewing gum,when the teacher espied her.
"kate!"called the teacher sharply.
"yes,sir?"questioned the girl.
"take that gum out of your mouth and put your feet in!"
如何做
一女生坐在座位上，嘴里拼命的嚼着口香糖，一条腿还伸到过道里，被老师给看见了。
“凯特！”老师大声的叫道。
“怎么啦，老师？”这个女生问道。
“把口香糖从嘴里拿出来，把你的脚放进去！”
an essential correction
teacher:walter,why don't you wash your face?i can see what you had for breakfast this morning.
walter:what was it?
teacher:eggs.
walter:wrong,teacher.that was yesterday.
实质性的纠正
老师：沃尔特，你为什么不洗脸？我看得出你今天早餐吃了什么。
沃尔特：我吃了什么？
老师：鸡蛋。
沃尔特：错，老师。那是昨天吃的。
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登入到这里好难哦！
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Posted:May 16, 2010 11:21 pm
Last Updated:May 20, 2010 11:06 pm 9250 Views
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